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letsgofriday) wrote2011-05-28 09:59 pm
letsgofriday) wrote2011-05-28 09:59 pm
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fic: Chris Clicks a Link (Or, the One Where Cory Googles His Cast Mates and Mark Likes Gay Porn)
Title: Chris Clicks a Link (Or, the One Where Cory Googles His Cast Mates and Mark Reads Gay Porn)
Author: ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
letsgofriday Pairing: Mentions of Chris/Mark, Lea/Dianna, Cory/Dianna, Cory/Lea but nothing actually happens. It's just crazy people likes us pretending they exist.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,503
Warnings: Cory Monteith being Cory.
Disclaimer: I don't own real people, or anything much else, for that matter.
Summary: Cory Monteith likes to Google Chris. Oh, and read gay porn, it seems.
But no, up pops a livejournal page, Glee_RPF. He has no clue what it is about but looks at the page,.
It says Chris/Mark. An interview of him and Mark perhaps?
Yet again an email from Cory appears onscreen, and he clicks it. It's the same LJ page, just with a pile of text. An interview, he decides, and begins to read. Just a few lines in, he wrinkles his nose. So RPF stood for Real People Fiction, he deduces. Who'd have known? But the storyline is good and he reads on, trying to forget it's about him. And Mark. Ah. Lovely, a porn scene. Trust Cory.
He closes it grumpily, thrusting his phone into his pocket and tries to erase his mind of the images of him and Mark getting it on.
But later that night, lounging on the couch, watching re-runs of Friends and drinking copious amounts of diet coke, he feels his phone buzz.
Cory. Honestly, doesn't that guy have a social life?
Not that he is one to talk, he reminds himself. In on a Saturday and watching re-runs.
“Hey dude.”
“Cory, hi,” he responds, watching the baby get left behind on the bus.
“Enjoy the link?”
“Come again?” Of course he knows what Cory's on about, it's just he needs time to come up with a better answer.
“The story about you and Mark. Pretty hot, eh?”
“Don't you have something better to do than read porn about me and Mark?”
“Hey, he sent it to me saying it was good.”
Hold up. Mark! Sent Cory the link? He'd been reading RPF about them? Chris rolled his eyes. He actually wouldn't put it past Mark. Cory was talking....
“I looked some more up. Hot stuff about Di and Lea. Hot stuff about me and Di. Disturbing, over the top stuff about me and Lea. Even me and Mark. They are all good though. If a bit creepy.”
Chris agreed there. A BIG bit creepy. Yes, he had shipped before. (Huge Harry Potter shipper. His favourite was Ginny/Neville.) But REAL people? Cory again.
“Slash and Femslash seems popular. Aka you and Mark, Lea and Di.”
“Me... Mark.... Popular?”
“Very. You know that picture of you and Kevin kissing Naya on the cheek? Well, some photoshop GENIUS cut you out and stuck you to a picture of Mark pouting. It has 159 comments. “
Chris just hangs up. Honestly, any more and he will just go and die in a hole.
Cory calls back and without a hi, resumes talking.
“I personally liked the night on the town one, where you get all slutty and Mark just about explodes. Mainly because it's accurate. Not the Mark exploding thing,” He laughs, “You all slutty. They all think you're,” He snigger's the word, “ 'innocent' never been kissed type.” He laughs, and Chris inwardly snigger's. Cory then tells him he's posted the link on twitter.
Chris can't believe it, but runs to his laptop and checks twitter.
He hears Cory talking – laughing. “Joke dude. And why be so worried? Everyone knows you're screwing each other.”
“We're not.” It comes out prim and snobby, sounding they so are. But they aren't.
He jots down on some paper to kill Cory, and muses over painful yet hilarious ways for his life to end as Cory babbles on about Lea/Dianna stories.
Oh god, he's reading it out, Chris realises, and resists the urge to hit his face off the desk, the interrupts him right as he practically moans “LEEEEAAAAA” in a Dianna voice.
“Cory. You realise you are talking about one of my best friends getting it on with another good friend?”
That shuts Cory up, momentarily at least, and Chris decides that he'd better go before he gets scarred even more.
“Listen, I've gotta go. The... Uh.... News is on.”
“But it's 7:48pm. And you read it online.”
“I do? Well I don't now. Bye.” He hangs up and groans, collapsing on his bed.
Honestly, Cory was more enthusiastic about Mark and Chris than the writers of the slash themselves. But then, he was Cory. Cory was enthusiastic about dog shit.
Horrific lines from the story floated across his mind. But temptation won, and he decided to look for a friendship story about him and Mark. Just to see if they were as good as Cory said, of course.
He found one and began to read. Ah, male bonding. Perfect. It was actually good. Oh wait, Lea and Di action. Never mind.
Then; Mark HAS LOGGED ON,
Mark: Hey!
Chris: Hey.
Mark: How are you?
Chris: Just reading stuff.
Mark: Porn about us? ;P
Chris: LOLN!!!!
Kinda, actually.
Chris: No, definitely not. Ha. Ha. Just looking up music.
Mark: Cool. They were hot though.
Chris: BRB
Oh my god. Maybe he means hot in the sense if it weren't him and his co-worker? But the gay part!? I mean, Cory will read anything.
He watched a video about how to wash your hands correctly, and no matter how much Kevin and Chris persuaded him that his hands were very clean and although Jayma played a germ-phobe on the show didn't mean he needed to become cleaner and maybe they should check out the latest song in the script on youtube.
Chris: Sorry, I gotta go. Bye :)
Mark: Seeya.
He closed his computer, grabbed some diet coke and a tub of ice cream before jumping into bed.
That hole was starting to look like an attractive place to live by now.
Not that he is one to talk, he reminds himself. In on a Saturday and watching re-runs.
“Hey dude.”
“Cory, hi,” he responds, watching the baby get left behind on the bus.
“Enjoy the link?”
“Come again?” Of course he knows what Cory's on about, it's just he needs time to come up with a better answer.
“The story about you and Mark. Pretty hot, eh?”
“Don't you have something better to do than read porn about me and Mark?”
“Hey, he sent it to me saying it was good.”
Hold up. Mark! Sent Cory the link? He'd been reading RPF about them? Chris rolled his eyes. He actually wouldn't put it past Mark. Cory was talking....
“I looked some more up. Hot stuff about Di and Lea. Hot stuff about me and Di. Disturbing, over the top stuff about me and Lea. Even me and Mark. They are all good though. If a bit creepy.”
Chris agreed there. A BIG bit creepy. Yes, he had shipped before. (Huge Harry Potter shipper. His favourite was Ginny/Neville.) But REAL people? Cory again.
“Slash and Femslash seems popular. Aka you and Mark, Lea and Di.”
“Me... Mark.... Popular?”
“Very. You know that picture of you and Kevin kissing Naya on the cheek? Well, some photoshop GENIUS cut you out and stuck you to a picture of Mark pouting. It has 159 comments. “
Chris just hangs up. Honestly, any more and he will just go and die in a hole.
Cory calls back and without a hi, resumes talking.
“I personally liked the night on the town one, where you get all slutty and Mark just about explodes. Mainly because it's accurate. Not the Mark exploding thing,” He laughs, “You all slutty. They all think you're,” He snigger's the word, “ 'innocent' never been kissed type.” He laughs, and Chris inwardly snigger's. Cory then tells him he's posted the link on twitter.
Chris can't believe it, but runs to his laptop and checks twitter.
He hears Cory talking – laughing. “Joke dude. And why be so worried? Everyone knows you're screwing each other.”
“We're not.” It comes out prim and snobby, sounding they so are. But they aren't.
He jots down on some paper to kill Cory, and muses over painful yet hilarious ways for his life to end as Cory babbles on about Lea/Dianna stories.
Oh god, he's reading it out, Chris realises, and resists the urge to hit his face off the desk, the interrupts him right as he practically moans “LEEEEAAAAA” in a Dianna voice.
“Cory. You realise you are talking about one of my best friends getting it on with another good friend?”
That shuts Cory up, momentarily at least, and Chris decides that he'd better go before he gets scarred even more.
“Listen, I've gotta go. The... Uh.... News is on.”
“But it's 7:48pm. And you read it online.”
“I do? Well I don't now. Bye.” He hangs up and groans, collapsing on his bed.
Honestly, Cory was more enthusiastic about Mark and Chris than the writers of the slash themselves. But then, he was Cory. Cory was enthusiastic about dog shit.
Horrific lines from the story floated across his mind. But temptation won, and he decided to look for a friendship story about him and Mark. Just to see if they were as good as Cory said, of course.
He found one and began to read. Ah, male bonding. Perfect. It was actually good. Oh wait, Lea and Di action. Never mind.
Then; Mark HAS LOGGED ON,
Mark: Hey!
Chris: Hey.
Mark: How are you?
Chris: Just reading stuff.
Mark: Porn about us? ;P
Chris: LOLN!!!!
Kinda, actually.
Chris: No, definitely not. Ha. Ha. Just looking up music.
Mark: Cool. They were hot though.
Chris: BRB
Oh my god. Maybe he means hot in the sense if it weren't him and his co-worker? But the gay part!? I mean, Cory will read anything.
He watched a video about how to wash your hands correctly, and no matter how much Kevin and Chris persuaded him that his hands were very clean and although Jayma played a germ-phobe on the show didn't mean he needed to become cleaner and maybe they should check out the latest song in the script on youtube.
Chris: Sorry, I gotta go. Bye :)
Mark: Seeya.
He closed his computer, grabbed some diet coke and a tub of ice cream before jumping into bed.
That hole was starting to look like an attractive place to live by now.